Hey, fancy pants.
I would seriously LOVE to have you on board for the 2018 semester of Social Media with Soul. This is my signature program, my total steamy hot love affair, my absolute JAM.
Because it's so important to me that students have an incredible experience in the program, I've implemented an application process to ensure you're a perfect fit. I'm 110% committed to this being a huge win for you – and I'll be totally honest if I don't think it's what you're looking for (because I'd want you to do the same for me).
Enough about me, let's talk about you...